Never really knew that he could dance like this. Ha make a man really wanna speak Spanish. Como se llama? Bonita. Mi casa? Su casa?
Phil Dunphy | Modern Family
“I’m the cool dad, that’s my thang. I’m hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud. OMG: oh my god. WTF: why the face. I know all the dances to High School Musical.”
“-Knock Knock
-Who’s there?
-Someone who doesn’t wanna see their parents doing it—that’s why we knocked.”
Okay, I’m really afraid of reading this situation wrong, but I’m 80% sure you’re coming on to me.
Phil: Gloria, what are you — what are you doing here?
Claire: Wait, where are the kids?
Gloria: They just left. They told me that you were very upset.
Claire: Oh, God.
Gloria: And you have every right to be. It was bad.
Claire: I know that.
Gloria: Claire, it was an accident.
Claire: That doesn’t make it any better.
Gloria: Okay, you’re right. I know how you feel. It happened to me before, with another woman. And that time, I was the one getting it. And it hurt.
Phil: Wow.
Gloria: I’m sorry it had to come out like this, but you have to admit that you’re only happy when you’re the one cracking the whip.
Claire: What?
Gloria: Come on. We all know how you ride Phil. But maybe if you just let go a little, maybe even taste my cupcakes. I will join you.
Claire: No, uh. No, no. I — I am so confused right now.
Phil: I may pass out.
